my dad is watching a tv program and the presenter asked who is the roomate of doctor watson

she couldn’t answer because she didn’t know

SHE DIDN’T KNOW HIS NAME

“I read profile pieces — or I used to, before now. [Pretending to read a tabloid.] “Oh, I learned something about that actor, oh he sounds a bit pompous, he sounds a bit petty, he sounds funny, he sounds lovely, she sounds great, she’s gorgeous, she’s not so pretty, she’s not who I thought she was.” Awful, judgmental s— — which, now that I’m going through it, I wish I could eat it all back.”

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